Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
1) Lost my virginity to a useless Theology student who I can't remember the name of.
2) Sucked face with Callum Johnson at The Rig in July 2007 as I caught Glandular Fever which will haunt and infiltrate my immune system forever.
3) Said I wanted the back bedroom. The light quality is poor and the room makes me nauseous.
4) Applied for a mixture of courses on UCAS as opposed to just one.
5) Gotten into this mess.
6) Spent all my monies and gotted fat.