Day Three: Eight ways to win my heart
1) Tell me I'm beautiful and actually mean it.
2) Be able to understand sarcasm, irony and dead baby jokes as funny.
3) Be literate. A love of books and or poetry is essential
5) An accent of some kind
6) Never take anything seriously
7) Possess two or more of the following; brown curly hair/ beautiful eyes/ a tan/ toned but not muscular body/ tall/ relentless cynicism
8) Smoke and drink to excess. It's good to have interests in common.